Friday, October 22, 2010

Dreams...

Dream, dream and still dream,
Cuz dreams don't come at a price.
Your dreams are the reason to live yet another day,
Cuz living is an art meant not for the dumb, but for the wise!

(This poem might be continued if my brain and heart cooperate! :) )

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The war that never ended!

I was riding on our strongest horse Heera, a black thoroghbred gifted to Tipu last month by some foreign visitors who had come to see the kingdom. Tipu was ahead of me by a few metres when we could clearly see the enemy occupying the fort.


They had a fairly impressive army consisting infantry as well as cavalry. This being a totally unannounced attack from their side, we were hardly ready with our full strength! Then Giridhar took out the conch and started blowing it.

The Nokia music sounded clear and loud.

'Dude, where are you?' I heard Mradul (aka Duck) speak.

'Uh? Yea! mm.. well..I guess I am in Bangalore. I can see some big buildings. So would you guys be coming to Majestic?'

'No man. Change in plan. You will be coming over to my place. Shanky is here too! Get down at Indira Nagar'

'Cool. Done! '

We are now almost 300 metres away from their first line of soldiers, and then suddenly someone close by shouts, 'Indira Nagar! Indira Nagar!!'

I open my eyes wide! Spring out of my horse and take my backpack and get to the street. I am suddenly attacked by a buzz of auto drivers speaking in foreign tongue. Must be the enemies spies I think. Fearing a mass attack I call up the military base number. But they surrounded me and from the looks of it, they were arresting me and planning to take me to the enemy camp.

'Yeah dude, got down? Do one thing, hand over the phone to one of the auto drivers. I will talk to them', I heard duck quack loudly into my ears!

'Illa... avadhu... pizza...gothu...murugeshpalaya.. avadhu...' spoke the spy in the code language. Was duck also a part of their spy? How could he speak their secret language? Hmmm...

At the end of the conversation, I was pushed into a vehicle that was powered by engine and in no time I was speeding towards the enemy camp. Duck just now sold off our kingdom to the enemies! I needed to think fast so that I can escape from the enemies and save my kingdom. With Tipu nowhere in sight, all hopes were pinned to me!

Suddenly it occured to me that I must somehow make them feel uncomfortable in the new place that they will leave our kingdom and go off on their own. Lack of time and ideas were falling hard on me as I could literally see the enemy camp where they would chain me to a huge rock and behead me in public.

Me, the bravest warrior in Tipu's army should not end like this. The kingdom looks up to me and the people believe in me. I must do something!

It is winter and the weather was getting very very cold. I am gritting my teeth and my body is shivering. My body is exhausted after the long battle and my brain needs oxygen.

Just then, like a rainbow out of the grey clouds or like a beam of light coming from a tunnel, the idea struck me! Yes, this idea that could save my kingdom, my people and restore Tipu's glory and Mysore's pride back in place. Yes!!!

All of a sudden I felt I was being hit on my shoulders by enemy soldiers. I opened my eyes and it was Duck!


'Kya tu so raha hai! Chal... Ek ghante me mysore ki bus hai. Ab fresh ho ja, baaki us bus me so lena...'


... and there ended my dream, and with it this unwritten episode in the history of Mysore!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Thalaivar Rajni and the HR Dept

Disclaimer: This is not about Rajini nor is it a review of Enthiran/Robot. But it is a must read for everyone who enjoys a good Rajini movie. Read till the end, and ignore the management aspect if you are not interested in it, but the thought will still make sense to you!

Motivation of the employees is an important role played by Human Resource Management and Business Psychology units, and from my experience one of the best tools for motivation are Rajinikanth movies! How? Read on...

Before I go ahead trying to explain this, it is important to clarify why is it just Rajinikanth's movies. If not from others, I expect this question to be popped up by avid Kamalahasan fans at least! Well, to answer this, almost all of the standard Rajini movies are based on the same plot. The movies are all about Rajini (as in the central character) and rarely would you find too many concepts and intricacies ingrained in the storyline. (Robot/Enthiran does not qualify to be a standard Rajini movie. Padayappa, Sivaji, Annamalai, Arunachalam, Muthu, Basha etc. do)

Now lets come to the topic. Imagine a state when you are depressed beyond reason. You don't know why, but you know for sure that you are sad. (I am very sure this situation happens with most of us- Churchill called it black dog, we might just stick to 'bad mood' ) What is most required at this time? Motivation and inspiration, a feel-good reason and the ability to think beyond whatever is the cause for your gloom.

These are precisely the role of the HR team (or the work culture improvement team, as they are known in some firms) when the company is passing through a rough patch, for example the recent subprime crisis and the economic downfall that followed it with job cuts and pay cuts. Generally the HR team go about solving this problem through team building exercises or an offsite visit to curb down the stress on the employees and relax a bit, or may be go for a football game or watch a movie together to chill out!

Yes, the movie. Rajini movies are a genre of films and do not necessarily contain only Rajinikanth's movies. And watching a Rajini movie is not just a corporate solution, also a personal motivation tool. How?

First thing, all Rajini movies are about 'the Rajini', all other characters are facilitators for Rajini to be Rajini. (Wow! Thats four straight Rajinis in a single sentence!) Yeah, and the second thing is that the common plot for all the Rajini movies (and most of the Amitabh starrers during one period of time) would read- Rajini goes into a bad state (poverty, cheated, mental discomfort etc. as the case may be) either at the beginning or as a consequence of something that happens in the movie, and rises up to be successful overpowering all his enemies (physical or spiritual)

Now, this is as much as saying that the plot of almost all Indian movies is that the hero falls in love with the heroine and after lot of struggle, the feeling turns mutual and they live happily ever after! Not really! Rajini has certain elements that make this standard plot inspiring.

1. His acting-
Undoubtedly the most important feature. Rajini looks and make the character look one among us. The way he portrays the characters makes us feel in unison with his character. And the looks, he is not the most handsome actor in the industry. On the contrary, like malayalam actor Sreenivasan says in one of his movies- 'This guy is darker than me, must be shorter than me too..yet he is a superstar!' That is the thing. His not being 'the fair six footer six pack hero 'makes him closer to people's heart and this in addition to his natural portrayal of the role is the only justification for the frenzy fan following he has. His fans, almost all of them, do not assess him. We do not assess God, do we?

2. The style-
Now that we have faith in his role and consider the character one among us, let us move on to the next best thing. The style! The way he wears his glasses, or how he lights a cigarette, or how he pulls down the swing with his shawl- Superb! 'Wow! Wouldn't it be amazing if I could do it too!'- this is the natural amazement that anyone would have! Now this lifts your spirit. Gives you that motivation. The ability to see yourself in his place now defines your mood.

3. The mass appeal-
Rajini never fights alone (I know this contradicts his 'Singam single-a thaan varum' punchline, but what I mean here is the large number of well-wishers the character accumulates over the course of the movie) He always has the backing of friends and well-wishers, the common people from the streets! This makes him a hero- a public hero to be preicse! Now who does not want to be a hero, and make his/her family and friends gleam with pride? And since you are already seeing yourself in his character, you are now going to be a hero too! Would there be any better way to put your problems behind you and feel inspired? 'Now its not 'your' fight Thalaivaa, its OUR FIGHT!'

4. The cause-
You are now fighting a crusade (with Rajini of course). It is important for you, the public hero, to feel motivated to achieve the goal. The goal- it plays a role too. Have you noticed that Rajini movies are all about fighting a public cause. Be it poverty, unemployment, illiteracy, corruption, goondaism, terrorism, black money etc. , these are all issues that we see in day-to-day life and firmly in tune to our conviction (reiterated by the daily chaos in our lives) that life without these social issues, would be much more comfortable and happier. So naturally, when you are fighting the sad state of your life with the right motivation, you feel better. You feel the transformation within you and you are energised to think beyond your present state of mind into a bright future in the better world that you are building for yourself. (notice the 'you' s in the sentence, the feeling of self-importance is the stepping stone to motivation)

5. The victory
The epitome of achievement! 'Vetri kodi and the sikaram! ' The feeling of un-explainable joy and satisfaction of having made a difference. Its a feeling nothing less than bliss! And the stylish way in which Rajini achieves it with all the punch-dialogues and stunts (yeah, they deserve a special mention. The stunts too have an important contribution in making you feel happy with the way things are going). And at the end of the movie, you are there in the winners camp with your own battalion around you in the theatre and what a feeling is that! There would hardly be anyone who would still be sulking after the whole 'Rajini treatment'. The biggest thing that you must not miss in this is that your brain was relaxing all this while, and your heart was driving you, your desires, your ambitions and your thoughts!

The impact of Rajini movies on your mind are something similar to a psychotic hypnotherapy. Have you observed how the person takes you to a world, special to yourself, designed with the most aesthetic creations by YOU! This makes you feel very comfortable and then you dispense your negative thoughts (problems) into the unknown ocean that you created. Some practitioners use the concept of driving up your negative thoughts to a point and feel them being absorbed by the white light.

In all these cases, what you do is create your happy territory, convince yourself that you exist there, and that all your problems are solved. And most importantly gain courage and motivation out of it to fight your physical or spiritual problems in anticipation of being able to reach your personal utopia at the end of this struggle!

In Rajini movies, things are no different. He always ends up building the society you ever wished for. And the placebo effect of the product is mysteriously high, and undoubtedly makes you feel a lot better and more confident to live life the king size! And that is why, the whole experience of a Rajini movie is not just entertaining but also rejuvenating, motivating, inspiring and literally hypnotising!